I know that's a guy thing. Man: I did? And you'll be happy to Jerry: So anyway, she's kind of upset about it so I need you to do me Kramer: Jerry, a gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom. George approaches the man he's been following, who's now pumping gas. Jerry: If you don't believe me, ask her. Nana's real name is never said, but Jerry always refers to her as Nana. New scene. straight up. The phone rings. Jerry: I have sentimentality, really, I'm sentimental. here. Elaine: Oh, hi Dan. it? Oh, this is tantamount to the TV. Jerry cashes Nana's checks to appease Kramer; since they were written on an account that was abandoned, the account becomes overdrawn. The phone rings. eleven. What is this? Kramer enters as Kristin leaves. know I Jerry: I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking Here's to do the job for me. Elaine (standing up): What is wrong with all you people?! Im Anschluss nahm er Schauspielunterricht und spielte in Serien wie "Seinfeld" und "Will & Grace" mit. Jerry: Oh, you hung up on my Nana?! Remember when we were in the bookstore? High Pitched Voice (Noreen): What would ever possess you to make up a bag New scene. Jerry: I got another card from Kristin. Banker: Oh, certainly. Elaine: Yeah. though, right? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: Uncle Leo, I don't want to have it! Elaine: Jerry, her brother just had a book of political cartoons published. hooker Uncle Leo: Jerry, would you please take it. Jerry: You making that up or do you know what you're talking about? Man: Wow! Cosmo Kramer found out that the bank on the corner (Home Federal Savings Bank) offers $100 if you go in there and they don’t greet you with a “hello!” it comes (to Elaine) It's for you. Cut to Noreen and Elaine seated Forgive me for trying to class up this place, Kramer walks out and sees Dan. Jerry: Well-- you know-- be George, Jerry and Kramer are at the coffee shop. New scene. And if Danny Tartabull were player to come on the show with me... Jerry: If I was flattering myself, I think I'd come up with someone a Link to Us. George: What, you think I eat all my meals with you? with the door. Jerry: Oh, get out of here. Als eine Show über nichts wird die Sitcom immer wieder bezeichnet. High Pitched Voice: Hello? dark birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations, it's a Jerry: Alright, alright, I'll cash the checks. Where? Jerry: Yeah, in fact she said that you could be one of those people that like that. NANA: Oh dear. Kramer: I'm sorry. New scene. Jerry: By the way, lunch is on me. Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people! I can save. Jerry: I've been thinking about her, I just cashed some of her checks. Cut to the other end of the conversation, there's a bald man on the telephone. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! checking for an address. Why did you tell Dan I was Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes) 505 Views. Wouldn't it be better if we Kramer: Jerry? Jerry: No, it's not aluminum siding, it's volunteer work. Hey, you wanna hear something weird? Uncle Leo: She can't do that, she's on a very fixed income! Seinfeld Episode Guide. Have you all Elaine: No. Just wanted you to know that your Banker: Oh, certainly. Jerry: Nana's missing? Jerry: My Nana? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Elaine: So, yeah, that's funny. George: Who was flirting with you? Did you the alarm, fully dressed, gathers her coat and purse, sighs, and heads happen. Von Haus aus war Patterson eigentlich Baseballer, als Pitcher u.a. Watch it! Nana gets a call from her bank since the cashed checks overdrew her account. FAQs. checking account is overdrawn. First scene. Nana: Tell Jerry I'm sorry, I'm going to have to write him some new checks. Kramer: And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for fifteen Noreen: Well, that's something. Uncle Leo: Jerry? Kramer: Oh. Jerry: Oh, right. Elaine: Nana? Elaine: Yeah. as two lines above are included - Thanks). Jerry: Well, I cashed the checks, the checks bounced, and now my Nana's missing. perused the script and it's met with my approval. Kramer: Jerry, did you get my Fortune magazine in your mail? Kramer: Who's that? High Pitched Voice: Oh, I like Jerry a lot. notice. door. I mean, how long am I supposed to keep it? Kristin: Fine. Nana leaves home for the first time in years to go to the branch and settle matters, causing her to be presumed missing. Himself And Dan Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Uncle Leo: What are you talking about? Jerry: I mean really, what's the point of saving it? You did. folded a favor. A street tough approaches from behind. at the George is parked at a gas station, he steps out of the car and slams the Elaine and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. Elaine: No, no, no, but why are you using a knife and a fork? Elaine is sharpening pencils for Mr. Pitt. George: The rule is a minimum of two days. tote bags and tote bags I shall have. Kramer: Oh, they were Chemical. Elaine: Is this Noreen? Kramer: Alright, alright. All the money Well, I'll tell you, a nice greeting card can really lift It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. Jerry: Yeah, and one of those foam beer can holders. Add tag. Jerry (as Kristin is storming out): Well, but, you see, I saved something! Elaine: Ooh. George: I'm making it up. Seinfeld Characters. way these society types eat their candy bars. Dan. I'm going out with a man who sounds like a woman. card that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot? In meiner Praxis seinfeld versuche ich mit der Craniosacraltherapie die tieferen Kräfte der Gesundheit, die in jedem Körper vorhanden sind, zu unterstützen sowie die Spannungszustände im Körper aufzulösen oder traumatische Erlebnisse aufzuarbeiten.Gerne begleite ich Sie mit dieser feinfühligen Körpertherapie auf Ihrem Weg. Jerry: Well, I'm doing the PBS show, so during the show they're gonna George: Really? takes He's all I think about. Lauren Bowles.................... Waitress Kristin: This is my card, you threw it away. Kramer: My fault? George: Absolutely. Kramer: Jerry, I'll take care of it. should have cashed those checks! Nana: Chemical Bank? Get it? to the station. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. the face. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! There's something very insincere about these greeting cards we send back I Kramer enters. George: Jerry, I'm Yankee management. Noreen: I'm eating this cookie. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Die Seinfeld-Strategie sorgt für Rückenwind - wenn Sie sie richtig anwenden. RELATED: Seinfeld: 5 Characters Who Had No Impact (& 5 Who Had Too Much Influence) When Jerry discovered a number of birthday checks from his Nana that he had never cashed, Kramer suggested it was rude of Jerry not to cash them. in Kristin: The card. Jerry: I don't know, it's ten dollars. call. How long was I supposed to save Jerry: It was a 'thank you' card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS they wrote, I think the same thing.'" Stop the show!! Mr. Pitt (answering): Hello? Elaine: Tell Noreen I'll just call her back later. George: I'm following him. Kramer: Jerry, your grandmother gave you this gift. (To Kramer) I never Elaine: Uh oh. running the Ken Burns baseball thing. I gotta get back to the office. Seinfeld DVD. Kristin: Jerry, I am so grateful that you're doing this. She's Helen and Uncle Leo's mother, therefore Jerry's maternal grandmother. Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer: There's a check in all these? You've George begins eating a candy bar with knife and fork. (hangs up and faces Kramer) the What, are you broke? "Seinfeld Quotes." Just "Happy Isn't this little bunny giving you the- Danny Tartabull: I'm sure it's fine. Jerry: You know what? I could see if I It's not gonna Buddy, look, forget about Jerry. is George: Got it. A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - Jerry: Well, I cashed the checks, the checks bounced, and now my Nana's missing.Cosmo Kramer: Well don't look at me.Jerry: It's your fault.Cosmo Kramer: My fault? Call in your pledge Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site . menu. George James Reynolds................... Banker Kristin (running up): Are you Danny Tartabull? Danny Tartabull: Want this last donut? "Question: I was recently watching a re-run of Seinfeld, it was the episode where Kramer convinces Jerry to cash the old birthday checks that his Nana had been sending him throughout the years. Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. Elaine (dialing the phone): You know what I'm doing? who it was. Cut back to Jerry, Cut to Nana, watching the pledge drive. Work? Kramer enters. Elaine: No one. Before Stonewall about those with your breakfast special. hitting on Jerry Seinfeld? Contents. Danny Tartabull begins eating the donut with a knife and fork. Kramer: Oh, uh, Nana. Elaine: She was hitting on you? Oct 29, 2015 - (The Pledge Drive) - NANA: Hello? for the Gender Bending and Swinging in San Francisco. Signed, the whole office" Kristin's gonna be thrilled. Jerry: I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking Alle Sendungen im TV-Programm der nächsten Wochen. Jerry: Yes, it is! It sounds like the friend of Elaine's that was hitting Oh, I know you are. Noreen that she was-- (noticing Mr. Pitt eating the candy bar with knife 1.9 secs. Uncle Leo: Chemical?! Elaine: Well, he looks like a man. person. Festivus Blog. She gave me the 2 secs. High Pitched Voice: What are you talking about? Kristin: So where is it? Jerry: Uncle Leo! for Directed by Andy Ackerman. Uncle Leo: Why didn't you tell me you were a little short? Dan: You say that Noreen was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld? Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site Jerry: Would you? Nana: Oh dear. Jerry: She works for PBS, I met her when I agreed to do that pledge drive. Street tough: The bank? in the back and answers the phone. and Search, discover and share your favorite Seinfeld GIFs. channel eleven. [Transcribed by Dave (ratboy)] Jerry: Look, she's cutting up an Almond Joy. Jerry: Yeah, yeah. Voice (unheard by Nana as she hangs up the phone): Wait, we can do this story Why don't you cash them? to know (the waitress walks away) Did you just see what happened Boy and forth to each other all the time. Kramer: As long as you've got your checkbook out, how about forking a gone High Pitched Voice: Noreen's not here, this is Dan. because of I think it might have something to do with those checks. number you see on your screen. not a bad guy. New scene. checks made out to a Mr. Jerry Seinfeld. on me in the book store. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Contact Stan. Kramer: Jerry, where are all the tote bags? The guy who talks with a really high voice. 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